Presidential Candidates: General Election 2011

Birk, Hardave - Presidential Candidate

My name is Hardave Birk and I’d like to be your Students’ Union President next year. I feel that I’m by far the most qualified, passionate and experienced person to act as your advocate within the University of Calgary. Throughout my time on campus I’ve been committed to working for students first as a volunteer on campus, then Op-Fi commissioner, and finally as the Vice President External for the SU this year.

Jones, Dylan - Presidential Candidate

A LITTLE MORE ABOUT DYLAN JONES

  • Fourth year - Development Studies/Anthropology (double major)
    • Development Studies is my passion – I believe in what I study
  • Have been in the SU for two years now in the Student Life commission
    • In 2009/2010 I was voted hardest working SU elected official by my colleagues (only two awards granted)
  • I continue to push for better clubs support – I have immense respect for all our clubs

Swift, Delilah - Presidential Joke-Candidate

I am Delilah Swift and I am running for President of the Student’s Union! After two years on campus I feel that I know exactly what needs to be done and if elected I will direct my efforts towards promoting three initiatives: Hierarchy, Apathy, and Mediocrity!

Tiddlywinks, Mr. - Presidential Joke-Candidate

Mister Tiddlywinks - President

Tiddlywinks care about school. Since transfer from Royal Troll College Tiddlywinks am also great student. Many rabbit for eat here. Many friend for friend here. Many lady for smooch here. Tiddlywinks love get wasted on Rickard White at ThursDen. Many V-neck shirt for laugh there.

Some things need change at school though.
Where all horsemeat served in food court?

Why no let me put fish in pool? Look better that way.

Why come lockers not okay for sleep in? Need sleep and me pay for locker.