Mister Tiddlywinks - President
Tiddlywinks care about school. Since transfer from Royal Troll College Tiddlywinks am also great student. Many rabbit for eat here. Many friend for friend here. Many lady for smooch here. Tiddlywinks love get wasted on Rickard White at ThursDen. Many V-neck shirt for laugh there.
Some things need change at school though.
Where all horsemeat served in food court?
Why no let me put fish in pool? Look better that way.
Why come lockers not okay for sleep in? Need sleep and me pay for locker.